unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

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zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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angrybagel:

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog 

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