- baby: d-d-d..
- dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
- baby: D I C K S Q U A D
Things I Need
- good skin
- a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
Trying to stay awake in a boring class
MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU
SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN
he broke character?!
YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!