• baby: d-d-d..
  • dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
  • baby: D I C K S Q U A D

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

(Source: , via lukesarmpit)

fuckiero:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

(via guy)

civilwhore:

when you see a cute boy

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(via trust)

easied:

when your bae cancels plans you were looking forward to

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(via trust)

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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(via greed)

classyemmarie:

no-more-yielding-but-a-dream:

classyemmarie:

MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU

SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN

he broke character?!

YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!

(via greed)

forrome:

"how’s school?"

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(via greed)